We all have those friends who are sticklers for correct grammar and use every opportunity to correct us. Now you can stick it to them, literally, with the bad grammar they so deserve. Give the gift of poor contractions and misspellings; its only fair.
Bad Grammar translation:
Well have thos freinds whos sticklers fo correct grammer an use every oportunity to correct us. Now yous can stick it to them, literally, wid the bad grammer theys deserve. Give the gift of poor contraksions and mispelling, itss only fair.